Desmond has a sore throat.

Desmond went to see the doctor.

When Desmond saw the doctor, something came over him.

Something came over him and Desmond refused to open his mouth

When Desmond refused to open his mouth, the doctor cant see his throat.

When the doctor couldn't see Desmond's throat, daddy got angry.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOOOY...

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It's so hard to find good help nowadays.

Seriously, you'd really expect better service from people like that.

me. brother.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOY~~~~!!"

"........."

"B0000OOOOOOooooooooyyy~~~~"

"whaaaaaaaat????!?!?"

"come heeerreee~ can you pleeassseee do me a faaavooouuurrr~!"

*walks reluctantly*

"can you go upstairs to my room, at the radio shelf, get my earphones down for me please~"

".......*starts marching*"

"EEAAARPHHHOONNNESS ah~"

a few steps up

" I WANT TO PLAY IPOD TOUCH AAAHH!!!!!! "

"....*cheat..* YOU GET IT FIRST LA!"

and he didnt even get the right thing the first few times ooookaay.. He came down with speakers, chargers...everything BUT my earphones!

[[ music ]] kantoi

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I six year old monstrous devilish playful ignorant brother is the pure example that ignorance is bliss. Learn it, know it, live it. It just cant get any better than that to live and to not care about or for anything at all. At least, not for long. It's amazing how children can be so carefree and so ignorant about the current affairs of the world. If we put it in a more detestable way, they're just plain imbecilic to the consequences of their actions. You lose that as you grow up. Some may call it stupid, but you're just filled with envy with your gory green face, that's all.

I knew it was a risk to make my blog this way.. Now I find it too bright and happy.

I gotta revert it to something black soon. Much more my style.

I hate exams. You know what? I really hate exams. Can't hear me? Let me repeat it. I HATE EXAMS. ...seriously now, are you DEATH OR SOMETHING?

I HATE EXAMS.

Now that I have your  attention, I really hate exams and I bet the rest of the world is with me. Dont protest. It's hopeless. You surely convince us ALL! So just give it up. Join us. Suuuuuuuuureeee... I know what you're going to say.. If you can't stop it, might as well work HARD on it and try your best since you're going to go through with it anyway. If you may not have noticed, we who hate and detest and loathe exams are purely addicted to the fact that we WILL win. YEA. It's TRUE. We think that if we gather enough supporters or "minions", the government of god knows what may actually replace the system with a more fun loving way to test our wits.

....

yea junne, DREAM ON! No one's that big of and idiot. Nor is anyone that KIND. It's a CRUEL world. Haven't you learn t deary? It's A DOG EAT DOG WORLD. The world aint pink with fluffy cotton candy clouds and edible liquorice birds who flit and float around dropping chocolates bound by ribbons of pink to every soul in the world as the golden sun rises with a fleet of balloons at every break of dawn.

nope.

No sirree..  not a chance.

I'm out.

[[ music ]] YOu found me-kelly clarkson
[[ book ]] The picture of Dorian Gray
[[ mood ]] drunk

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seriously now.

When someone says someone is pretty, what do they mean by pretty? when you look closer, I doubt you truly think she's pretty. You saw a glimpse and figured that she had big enough eyes and smoothe enough face and you'll choke it down to say she's pretty provided she's slim too. When you say someone is pretty, I'll ask you to look closer. Then you'd be dumbfounded and you'd probably just say, "PRETTY, PRETTY LAAA!".

Fabrication of truth..

wth am i crapping about...

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Should really get myself a pair of Converse shoes...

I want to shop...

Waiting for my phone to light up..

aint it obvious? I'm complaining and I'm trying to prove my point. Which I always do, successfully.

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